there has been such a dearth of lame lines here of late that i felt...well, pity. so much so i subjected myself to an annoying evening at a 'meat market' to contribute to your store of such. and, so, forthwith -
"Ah, I see you're not wearing any underwear," he said to the pretty blond at the bar.
Mortified, she did a subtle check.
"Oh no, my bad - it's my watch that's running an hour fast."
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Miss you too!
She meant that for me!
LOL!
It's true, XO - it's true.
Tell your girlfriend I'll rub her feet if you guys show up tomorrow!!
And Spyder - look forward to some good times . . .
there has been such a dearth of lame lines here of late that i felt...well, pity. so much so i subjected myself to an annoying evening at a 'meat market' to contribute to your store of such. and, so, forthwith -
"Ah, I see you're not wearing any underwear," he said to the pretty blond at the bar.
Mortified, she did a subtle check.
"Oh no, my bad - it's my watch that's running an hour fast."
no no, don't thank me...
Come back :)
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