I am sitting here in my office and I really need to pee. I realized that I don't have toilet paper just a little too late this morning. I have my 32oz water cooler halfway drunk already and this kid must have some sense of humor because she's kicking more than ever right now.
It's moments like this that I really wish I had a penis. Actually, this is probably the only moment I would wish for a penis.
2 comments:
I'd like to have a penis so I could write my name in the snow just one time... no idea why
Napkins?
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