Wednesday, August 13, 2008

TIme for a pick up line!!!

You know, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.


Xavier Onassis said...

Here is one of my favorites:

Me: "Do you know how it feels when you have to go pee really, really bad?

You: "Yes!"

Me: "Well, could you feel me and see if I have to go pee?"

Oddly enough, this line has never actually worked.

Nuke said...

Man- So do you wanna get some nachos and fuck?

Woman- No!

Man- OK, so you don't like nachos huh?

I'm taking in all the happenings in Kansas City and saving you all the trouble . . . I'll let you know whether to soak it up or squeeze it out!!