I'm taking in all the happenings in Kansas City and saving you all the trouble . . .
I'll let you know whether to soak it up or squeeze it out!!
Here is one of my favorites:Me: "Do you know how it feels when you have to go pee really, really bad?You: "Yes!"Me: "Well, could you feel me and see if I have to go pee?"Oddly enough, this line has never actually worked.
Man- So do you wanna get some nachos and fuck?Woman- No!Man- OK, so you don't like nachos huh?
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